The #EU #DMA compliance workshops exist to regulate gatekeepers powers, yet both #Apple and #Google treat them like "product launches" where non-engineers show slides and can never answer questions.

The Android play-field, instead of taking steps to respect the DMA, Google shrinks what Android even is. If Apple can own its closed iOS, Google figured they can privatize Android?

Maybe it being #FOSS for 17 years was just a glitch and now Android is out of the famous Google betas?

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I keep seeing this sentiment that desktop Linux has become woke and gay.

Desktop Linux has been woke and gay the whole time. Y’all just for some reason decided you suddenly have a problem with it. We didn’t change, you did. Okay some of us came out of the closet. But we’ve been talking about diversity and inclusion for decades and equity has been the entire focal point of the free software movement since like the 70s! It’s woke gay anarcho-communism and you fucking loved it until 2016

The doorbell rang. I checked the peephole, and saw someone who looked almost like me. I let him in.

"I'm your future self. Listen-"

"Wait! How did you even get here?" I asked.

"British Rail, Anytime Return ticket."

"They killed British Rail in 1997!“

"It'll be back. But list-"

He disappeared.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"There's been a new breakthrough on flying cars! Soon, the-"

"It won't happen."

"This time, they fixed the-"

"Doesn't matter."

"Why not?"

"Dragons."

"What?"

"Flying cars get popular, dragons appear and eat them all, and make us forget it."

"What?"

"Happens every time."

"What?"

"Yup."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

Letztens saß ich in 1 hackspace. Leute redeten darüber welche OpenSource Software sie nichtmehr benutzen wollen - weil die Firma die sie maintain angeblich aMeRiKaniSche sei und dass sie doch das andere OpenSource Projekt, dass schon vor allem von der Bundeswehr unterstützt wird, toll finden.

Genau der Drecksnationalismus den ich befürchtet habe. Echt keinen Bock mehr auf diese Szene.