The Onion completes its acquisition of InfoWars, with creative director Tim Heidecker!!!
Tim has already been practically making a parody of InfoWars-like podcasts as part of his show On Cinema at the Cinema (search for “Xposed” or “Zero Hour”)
That’s gonna be awesome.
https://variety.com/2026/digital/news/the-onion-deal-taking-over-alex-jones-infowars-1236726130/
IBM crashes because we’re gonna YOLO a replacement for banking and credit-card back-ends, replacing billions of lines of COBOL with vibe code. Uh…
https://www.techbuzz.ai/articles/ibm-crashes-11-as-anthropic-threatens-cobol-empire
Thank you to Steve Bannon for giving away the game:
Step 1: Show the people that ICE can kill anybody.
Step 2: Have ICE show up at polling stations in areas where people vote against Trump, so those neighborhoods do not go vote.
The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions!
This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub https://simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/the-world-factbook/