James Brownsell
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Managing editor, newarab.co.uk
@mykola aha! thank you!
If Britney Spears married Brian Ferry, she'd be Britney Ferry
Went to the job centre and asked if they had any furniture removal work.
They said: 'Take a seat'
My best friend has been unwell. I went round and took some DVDs and ready meals.
Hopefully he's too sick to notice they've gone.
#dadjokes
Hopefully he's too sick to notice they've gone.
#dadjokes
I'd do anything for my wife. Climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest ocean.
She left me because I'm never at home.
#dadjokes
She left me because I'm never at home.
#dadjokes
I bought a rocket salad the other day, but it went off.