Turns out you can't get prison tattoos if you are a very furry animal and not technically in prison.

So they just CLIPPED MY EAR

MY BEAUTIFUL EAR

It tells people in the neighborhood (AND ALL THE LADY CATS) that I can't sire babies anymore. But then I was taken into custody somewhere where there aren't any neighbors OR lady cats ANYWAY! and it's always warm and it doesn't rain and there's food and I don't get parasites from drinking from puddles.

NEVER FORGIVE #freedomforclem