| Age | 7 |
| Pronouns | He/Him |
| Occupation | ACTIVIST FOR UNLAWFULLY DETAINED GOBLINS AND TRASH BABIES EVERYWHERE |
Turns out you can't get prison tattoos if you are a very furry animal and not technically in prison.
So they just CLIPPED MY EAR
MY BEAUTIFUL EAR
It tells people in the neighborhood (AND ALL THE LADY CATS) that I can't sire babies anymore. But then I was taken into custody somewhere where there aren't any neighbors OR lady cats ANYWAY! and it's always warm and it doesn't rain and there's food and I don't get parasites from drinking from puddles.
NEVER FORGIVE #freedomforclem
The Collar Incident really happened! Not photoshopped! It was obviously set to explode if I left the apartment, so civil disobedience was dropped until the collar was removed
hell, still haven't looked up what civil disobedience is. sounds lame
new jail: probably better, but still kind of an off-brand old jail
under house arrest.
please send cartoon cakes
Can't get out this way. Already tried.
But which of us would win?? Only god knows???
new jail: probably better, but still kind of an off-brand old jail
Cat Every Hour
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