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The Collar Incident really happened! Not photoshopped! It was obviously set to explode if I left the apartment, so civil disobedience was dropped until the collar was removed

hell, still haven't looked up what civil disobedience is. sounds lame

Turns out you can't get prison tattoos if you are a very furry animal and not technically in prison.

So they just CLIPPED MY EAR

MY BEAUTIFUL EAR

It tells people in the neighborhood (AND ALL THE LADY CATS) that I can't sire babies anymore. But then I was taken into custody somewhere where there aren't any neighbors OR lady cats ANYWAY! and it's always warm and it doesn't rain and there's food and I don't get parasites from drinking from puddles.

NEVER FORGIVE #freedomforclem

Can't get out this way. Already tried.

But which of us would win?? Only god knows???

Still plotting my escape. Not even a musk ox can stop me!!

...did she maybe say muskrat? Could totally take a muskrat. COME AT ME, MUSKRAT! #freedomforclem