chris

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i bodge computer things and complain about transport
Pronounsen:he/him | de:er
I'm fromDüsseldorf metro, Germany
Accept-Languagede,en,nl,fr
See alsohttps://iw0.name
chrisMar 23
🆎Mar 19
If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?
chrisMar 19
OH: „Die Kiste ist so langsam, die fährt in Wolfsburg durch“
chrisMar 19
greeeen  (injectable edition)Mar 19
that's right, it goes in the ~/Downloads folder
chrisMar 5
Show threadMaartjeMar 5

“May i have your attention please, please forget about the gap between the train and the platform”

“If you see something that looks allright text the British Transport Comiments office at 61016, see it, compliment it, sorted”

chrisFeb 25
scott fFeb 25
As an ethical AI user, I begin each session by asking the chatbot to give a stolen data acknowledgement. It is an important first step toward justice.
chrisFeb 17
Show threadcliffleFeb 17
@soatok I swear, the whole "assert becomes a no-op" thing is an evergreen source of security vulnerabilities.
chrisFeb 16
Filippo ValsordaFeb 16
chrisFeb 16
Leah NeukirchenFeb 14
Wer nannte es Rücklicht und nicht Bremsstrahlung?
chrisFeb 8
Show threadubahnverleihFeb 7
So hier hatte ich mir das vorgestellt!
chrisFeb 1
Zhuowei ZhangFeb 1
Gen Alpha smashes the stack with "gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg"... (0x67676767)