i would kill elon musk. it would be easy and also funny

If you weren't around for Princess Di's death: the UK was effectively paralyzed as a functioning entity for about a week. Stores closed, airports a mess, supply lines strained, etc. The same thing may not happen this round, but if you're proximate to any kind of precarity - putting off refilling that prescription, haven't bothered with groceries, whatever - and you have the means to prepare for a week-long shutdown, you should do so as soon as possible.

Remember those weird celebrity tie-in VHS tapes for software in the 90s? We've been massively let down by there not being a Learn Microsoft Word 97 With The Spice Girls: They really really really wanna WYSIWYG, ah