Ivan S

@ivanser
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Just bought $1.4 trillion of GPUs from OpenAI after they shut down Sora.
I can finally run Crysis on Medium settings.

Very true 🤣

#winslop #windows #copilot

"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.

"To what end?" the reporter asked.

"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."

"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"

"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

If you put the Apple icons in reverse it looks like the portfolio of someone getting really really good at icon design

I felt that Microsoft Copilot, formerly known as Office, could use a mascot. So I asked Copilot to design something in the spirit of Clippy.

Let me introduce you to Sloppy, a cheerful slightly gooey assistant with glasses and a headset.

#Microslop

So, the first of the year is coming up quickly. As many of you know, I've been unemployed from full-time employment for quite a long time. I've been working part-time jobs to make ends meet but I need to do more. I've decided to start doing some consulting.

I want to start offering a few services:

1. Building websites for individuals, small businesses, or non-profits.
2. Helping individuals, small businesses, non-profits with certain Information Technology needs. Mainly, Linux, Open Source Software, and networking.

I'm really hoping that this turns into something more than just small consulting work. I would love to start doing this full-time. At nearly 59, I don't see myself ever getting full-time employment any other way.

#fedihires #fedihiring

Mark your calendars for July 2026 because we have another conference in this hemisphere of the world friends!

No other than Calgary, Canada! And in the amazing rockies next to the national park Banff 🇨🇦 🏔️🌊

https://swiftrockies.com/

SwiftRockies 2026 | The iOS Retreat in the Wild

A practitioner-focused iOS developer conference at the Calgary Zoo. July 22-23, 2026. Request an invite today.

Apple is proving to be the visionary again, this time by being years ahead of the industry with ridiculous RAM prices.