Nico de Gallo

@itsnicodegallo
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Actor, Voice Actor, Burlesque Performer, and Drag Host. I'm already famous. I'm just waiting for the world to catch up.
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Nico de GalloOct 11, 2024
theybies literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
Nico de GalloNov 20, 2023
I'm thinking of wearing my new Heelys for the first time today, but I don't know if I'm prepared to become a sexual icon.
Nico de GalloSep 28, 2023
A couple of cuties (we need to ban #dogbreeding as soon as possible).
Nico de GalloSep 15, 2023

Saw two guys flexing in front of the mirror at the #gym when one of them dropped this gem of a cliche:

"I post it on my Snapchat so my girl gets jealous. She goes crazy."

Nico de GalloAug 20, 2023
Even my #dog Zoey is playing #baldursgate3
Nico de GalloAug 3, 2023

If anybody in the #austintx area is interested in #burlesque , the Bat City Bombshells are having a 24-hour flash sale on tickets for $10 off! Use code 'FlashUs'!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/its-hot-take-it-off-burlesque-show-tickets-622794835117

It's Hot Take it Off Burlesque Show

The Bat City Bombshells are bringing you somthing too HOT to handle!

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Nico de GalloAug 3, 2023
When you find out they put beans in your torta:
Nico de GalloAug 3, 2023
When mother finds out you've sold the family cow for magic beans:
Nico de GalloAug 1, 2023
Broke up a dog fight, and the dog I held back was covered in mace. Now my skin burns. 😢
Nico de GalloJul 27, 2023
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