MayaMayaMaya

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I solemnly swear to be an endearingly dysfunctional trainwreck of an egg.

I make software, but I can't really talk about it as I'm on the DL.

pronounsShe/Her
@vantiss @YKantRachelRead sponsored by Lando Norris
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @peter @alice @acb @webhat probable cause is a term of art not, "I had a hunch". Is it iron clad one way or another? No. Is it very risky for then to detain you? Yes.
@Stellar bonzaimon! Gotta jar em all!
@ratvet was walking outsde a shopping mall kinda zoning out, the person I was with shouted, "RUN" and took off into an alley. After we made it into the alley I heard several loud bangs and a big SUV flew past the alley entrance with a police car behind it.
When we left the alley we saw a traffic sign embeded in the wall where we had been before it all started.
@AppleFangirl @Bowreality yea foot and hand size is documented as reducing over time with MTF HRT. The amount is still genetic lottery material though.
@N33R @EndlessMason it must feel so good when the cockpit release bolts blow.
@YKantRachelRead I think that's kind of the point though? A lot of the names are intentionally "off" in different ways to sell the alien-ness.
@vantiss @mayazimmerman @YKantRachelRead I'm kinda the same way, if I'm, "just talking" I can be extremely smooth, if I'm "trying to flirt" I'm like, "you smell like you took a bath".
@0xabad1dea fine adult baby boy
@YKantRachelRead Rachael <3