Johannes

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“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”

This Ferrari has been parking in this spot illegally for over a year now. Regularly gets a ticket. But the owner does not care. Still cheaper and more comfortable than the parking garage 150m from this spot.

Obsessed with this quote from an AI bro who is under the impression that horses "can do whatever they want now" as a result of the invention of the car.

RE: https://mastodon.berlin/@pneumann/116098081824322349

Motorists & conservative politicians keep complaining about "dictatorial" traffic calming measures such as bollards. Meanwhile:

- 68% of surveyed citizens living in the area approve, 25% dislike the changes
- collisions where humans were harmed down by 29%
- pedestrian & bike accidents down 34%
- car ownership in affected areas decreased by 9% points

Traffic calming is a massive success and most people who say otherwise they are either wrong or have an agenda.

Mathematiker finden größte bislang bekannte Primzahl https://www.der-postillon.com/2023/02/groesste-primzahl.html
Mathematiker finden größte bislang bekannte Primzahl

Manaus (dpo) - Brasilianische Mathematiker haben im Amazonasbecken rund 180 Kilometer nördlich von Manaus die bislang größte bekannte Primz...

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Mit der Drohung, das Recht auf Teilzeit zu schleifen, greift die Union die an, die den Laden am Laufen halten. Wer Teilzeit als „Lifestyle“ diffamiert, hat keine Ahnung vom Alltag arbeitender Menschen. Teilzeit heißt Recht auf Arbeitsschutz und dieses Recht verteidigen wir!
Then: "Save a tree, don't print this email"
Now: "Burn the trees, AI the email"
Eklat in Davos: Verwirrter alter Mann stürmt Podium und pöbelt eine Stunde lang herum https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/davos-trump.html
Eklat in Davos: Verwirrter alter Mann stürmt Podium und pöbelt eine Stunde lang herum

Davos (dpo) - Schwere Sicherheitspanne beim Weltwirtschaftsforum in Davos: Einem offenbar geistig verwirrten alten Mann gelang es, sich auf...

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