Ipstenu (Mika E.) πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@ipstenu
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Professional lesbian. Co-Founder of LezWatch.TV - Girl Friday, developer, math nerd, complicated, foul mouthed tart, and half elf. βœ‘οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
Nerd Websitehttps://halfelf.org
Pronounsshe/her
LezWatch.TVhttps://lezwatchtv.com
Personal Sitehttps://ipstenu.org

Looking at the path of the next Solar Eclipse… it’s right over Cleveland.

2016, Cleveland went to the World Series (baseball), lost to the Cubs, and the shit show in the US started.

2023… Well.

Also anyone who knows me can confirm, I ALWAYS said that if the Cleveland (then) Indians met the Cubs in the World Series, the world would end.

I stand by my statements.

Cleveland must win the World Series to halt the end of the world.

I don’t make the rules.

#GuardiansBaseball

I’ve been playing #MLBtheShow as first baseman Woody β€œProfessor” Del Mar. He started as a contact guy and became a power hitter and led Cleveland to a World Series.

I’m allowed wish fulfillment games. #GuardiansBaseball

This is a photo of bebe me from many many moons ago. My dad used to go walking in the woods with me on his back.

Flashback to 2011! Something like 30 inches of snow in a day. It kept snowing all day, too.

This, #Chicago people, was the night of the Thunder Snow.

Current Status:
This is what I make almost every Sunday. #bakingSunday who else is with me? @seamusblackley ?

The only way this makes sense if you think that he thinks Twitter is getting 'better' because he's banned everyone who is anti-him.

The Bird is failing.

This is allegedly a page from a record of deaths in London in 1665.