April Fool's idea: a window manager in which windows stack on top of each other like variably-sized rectangular plates, and an unstable stack of too many will tip over onto the desktop.

Also, if you set the desktop background to a picture of the sky or space, all your windows tumble out into the infinite distance.

Dystopia notwithstanding, Ring's commercial about using their surveillance to find lost pets makes no sense.

They say 10M pets are lost per year & their service finds "more than 1 dog per day." So let's even say generously 500 dogs per year.

Out of 10M lost pets, they want Americans to commit privacy suicide for a .005% success rate???

"We fail 99.995% of the time! Let us violate your privacy!" is a helluva way to burn $10M in ads and destroy your brand.

I'm uninstalling my RING today.

Spaceship lands in the park. A door dilates. Alien comes out. Says to the gathering crowd:

"I've been all over the universe, seen everything. Can you entertain me?"

Someone in the crowd shouts: "Great clown Pagliacci is in town, jokes out of this world!"

Alien starts crying. "But Earthlings..."

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