Got what appears to be the best phishing email I’ve ever received. Good grammar, correct-looking from address, up to date logos, everything. Fortunately, I don’t have an Instacart account.

The “Newphoria” billboard ads for iPhone 15 are such a scathing indictment of the product, essentially saying the most important fact about it is how good you’ll feel having bought it, and even then only because it’s new.