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Hacker Memes 3h ago

Robert Roskam 1d ago

Favorite songs by programming language:
- C: “Segmentation Fault in the USA” by Miley Cipher
- Java: “Pause! In the Name of GC” by The Stop-the-Worlds
- JS: “NaN NaN NaN” by My Undefined Romance
- Perl: “Oops!… I Did It Inline ” by Britney Syntax
- PHP: “Smells Like SQL Injection” by Nirvana Error
- Python: “White Space” by Taylor Slow
- Ruby: “Gems just want to have fun” by Cyndi Looper
- Rust: “Every Borrow You Take” by The Checker
- SQL: “Join Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Schema

Hacker Memes 3h ago

"oh no, the airplane is falling apart! is there an engineer on board?"

yes, me, hi hello, I'm an engineer :3

"oh, thank the heavens, can you save us?"

did you try adding Rust to the engines?

"how would that help-"

we're headed to Wayland, right? that's the goal?

"what? there aren't even any airports there, this flight is headed to PDX"

can we check the flight logs to root cause the issue?

"dude the engine is on fucking fire"

oh that's okay. it's noncritical because of the backup engines so i usually just ignore it because it's only really a mild inconvenience and it takes longer to fix than it's worth. xkcd 1205

"the whole thing is going to blow up and kill us all if we don't put out that fire"

just sandbox it tbh. put it in FireJail. that way it won't hurt the whole system even if it totally blows up and crashes

"what do you mean . what the fuck even is that?"

oh, it's a free and open source tool which is PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED
OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.

oh we're already using FOSS in critical flight systems? that makes sense. okay yeah I get how we ended up in this situation.

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Wholesomememes 4d ago

Just in case you need it (by u/[Deleted user])
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Hacker Memes Mar 9

“They tried to bury us. They did not know we were seeds.”

- Dinos Christianopoulos

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Hacker Memes 1d ago

Remember that one comic I made about Solarpunk, realism, and dystopia? There's a zine version available now! Feel free to print it out and distribute

Thank you to the person who arranged it ✨ all credits listed in the document

Link to the PDF: https://www.fenestrate.net/imprints/solarpunkrealismdystopia/solarpunkrealismdystopia.pdf

#solarpunk #comic #zine

Hacker Memes 2d ago

@Crispius @pancake I've no IDE-a

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Hacker Memes Jun 7, 2024

#caturday overscoping the project

Hacker Memes 2d ago

how it feels to come back to a programming project after a few months

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Dan Ports 4d ago

When adopting a new 100GbE switch, it’s important to follow gradual introduction procedures to keep your existing cats from becoming stressed and developing RDMA aggression.

#cats #catsofmastodon #networking #homelab

Chad McCullough 4d ago

@dan I don't see any lies in this statement.

john spurling 4d ago

@dan Make sure to enable support for chonky frames.

Nick Gully 4d ago

@dan scratch the backplane front to back only.

@dan has Miso accepted the new member of the family?

alyx (dual-stack)3d ago

@dan I did the same with Emma and our Juniper PTX1000 100G router last year

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch)

@alyx @dan Cats love network equipment!

alyx (dual-stack)3d ago

@catsalad @dan emma is fascinated by zelazny

alyx (dual-stack)3d ago

@catsalad @dan she also likes to sit on network switches

alyx (dual-stack)3d ago

@catsalad @dan and she likes to look at even more servers

HTTP 1.1/418 Teapot 3d ago

@alyx @catsalad @dan That cat looks like she has some *opinions* about technical choices being made.

The Turtle 3d ago

@alyx @catsalad @dan most people just scare their cats with cucumbers.

Dave Fischer 3d ago

@alyx @catsalad @dan Old photo, previous cat:

smartperson 3d ago

@davefischer @alyx @catsalad @dan dang an SGI…

Dave Fischer 3d ago

@smartperson @alyx @catsalad @dan I massively reduced my personal collection recently, I only kept one SGI:

mr_daemon 3d ago

@davefischer @alyx @catsalad @dan nice O2, and nice cat. Proves the "slightly elevated warm" attractor theory.

Here's my old man when he was younger, sitting on a shitty D-Link

@mr_daemon I still have that Logitech (mine is Z-2300 model) speaker!

alina🏳️‍⚧️🐾

@alyx @catsalad @dan thank you so much for these pics they're awesome

@alyx @catsalad @dan this should be the pic for some http.cat status code, i just dont know which

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@bread @catsalad @dan @alyx access denied

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@bread @catsalad @dan @alyx Emma looking at the opened up zelazny is perfect for 500: internal server error tbh

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@alyx @dan @catsalad top-of-rack cat

Kierkegaanks regretfully 3d ago

@alyx @catsalad @dan keeping CAT cables away

Codey McCodeface 3d ago

@alyx @catsalad @dan "I heard this uses Cat-5, I'm just waiting on the other four."

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@alyx @catsalad@infosec.exchange @dan non-blocking

Tim Chase 3d ago

do they prefer Purrracuda Networks, Ubikitti, or Hissco hardware?

alina🏳️‍⚧️🐾

@alyx @catsalad @dan who of them is emma and who is zelazny

alyx (dual-stack)3d ago

@alina @catsalad @dan emma is the cat, whose website is at https://emma.pet and she's on fedi as @emma

zelazny is a former freenode server

Emma <3 - Home

pictures of Emma #cattax

mirabilos 3d ago

@alyx @catsalad @dan Katze und OpenProjects IRC! 😻

evil and intimidating lesbian 3d ago

@catsalad @alyx @dan
hey @lexi do you still have a link for that rack mount cat bed by any chance :3

Lexi 🌸3d ago

@lea @catsalad @alyx @dan it's in our signal dms somewhere

evil and intimidating lesbian 3d ago

@lexi @catsalad @alyx @dan https://futurerack.info/main.php#/products_pets

hehehe
kity

FutureRack

Server racks as home furniture.

alyx (dual-stack)3d ago

@lea @catsalad @dan @lexi HAHA YES

Fuxle 🦊🏳️‍🌈3d ago

@catsalad @alyx @dan that is why its called netcat

Deka Black 3d ago

@catsalad @alyx @dan That cable modem is BLESSED by the Great Supreme Catatonic

@dan i made the horrible mistake of adopting a network switch without any gradual introduction procedures. by the end of the night, my existing cat, thinking it was defending its territory, had unfortunately taken the switch's life with a swift crunch to the vitals. the switch had no way to fight back, as it is optimized for connecting network devices, not combat with deadly animals such as the common house cat, and thus quickly went down without putting up a fight at all. i quickly rushed the networking equipment to the veterinarian, however it was already long gone by then. even though i only had the switch for one night, i had already grown attached to it. i decided to have the switch's remains cremated and spread out among the network closet, causing my co-workers to ask what the fuck i was doing, leading to my eventually firing due to my erratic behavior.

@dan does this feline wear a ESD collar? :)

They call them CAT cables for a reason.

David Croyle 3d ago

@dan Unfortunately his cat was named "CAT 5E" so it wasn't a good choice to use with this switch.