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become one with the zero

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Orhun Parmaksız 👾1d ago

Got Rust running on the PSP 🦀

@ratatui_rs is next... 🐭

https://github.com/overdrivenpotato/rust-psp

#rustlang #psp #homebrew #graphics #gamedev #pspsdk #ratatui

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#CVE202532463 #CVE202532462 https://infosec.place/objects/ee0229ad-ede8-4964-a1bd-20068860e66e

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Logo’s tagged. Streets are talking. Phrack 72 is on the way. #WetDontTouch

[art by S01den in France - Vive la Révolution] @tmpout

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Robert Roskam 2d ago

Favorite songs by programming language:
- C: “Segmentation Fault in the USA” by Miley Cipher
- Java: “Pause! In the Name of GC” by The Stop-the-Worlds
- JS: “NaN NaN NaN” by My Undefined Romance
- Perl: “Oops!… I Did It Inline ” by Britney Syntax
- PHP: “Smells Like SQL Injection” by Nirvana Error
- Python: “White Space” by Taylor Slow
- Ruby: “Gems just want to have fun” by Cyndi Looper
- Rust: “Every Borrow You Take” by The Checker
- SQL: “Join Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Schema

Hacker Memes 1d ago

"oh no, the airplane is falling apart! is there an engineer on board?"

yes, me, hi hello, I'm an engineer :3

"oh, thank the heavens, can you save us?"

did you try adding Rust to the engines?

"how would that help-"

we're headed to Wayland, right? that's the goal?

"what? there aren't even any airports there, this flight is headed to PDX"

can we check the flight logs to root cause the issue?

"dude the engine is on fucking fire"

oh that's okay. it's noncritical because of the backup engines so i usually just ignore it because it's only really a mild inconvenience and it takes longer to fix than it's worth. xkcd 1205

"the whole thing is going to blow up and kill us all if we don't put out that fire"

just sandbox it tbh. put it in FireJail. that way it won't hurt the whole system even if it totally blows up and crashes

"what do you mean . what the fuck even is that?"

oh, it's a free and open source tool which is PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED
OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.

oh we're already using FOSS in critical flight systems? that makes sense. okay yeah I get how we ended up in this situation.

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Wholesomememes 6d ago

Just in case you need it (by u/[Deleted user])
(AI Alt-Text)

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Hacker Memes Mar 9

“They tried to bury us. They did not know we were seeds.”

- Dinos Christianopoulos

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Remember that one comic I made about Solarpunk, realism, and dystopia? There's a zine version available now! Feel free to print it out and distribute

Thank you to the person who arranged it ✨ all credits listed in the document

Link to the PDF: https://www.fenestrate.net/imprints/solarpunkrealismdystopia/solarpunkrealismdystopia.pdf

#solarpunk #comic #zine

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Alison Meeks Jun 24

J.D. MacLeod 🇨🇦Jun 24

Nerdius 🐔🌮Jun 24

@Alison Welp, I guess I'm not playing in there right now.

Alison Meeks Jun 24

@tobi Ya he called dibbs.

wendivibe Jun 24

@Alison Moose in the juice

@wendinoakland @Alison

Hoots mon, there's a moose, loose, aboot this joose

Och Aye!

Hoots mon it's a braw, bricht, moonlit nicht

Och Aye!

Hoots mon!

wendivibe Jun 24

@amiserabilist @Alison I have a soft spot for moose. 🫎 (and geese, too).

Estarriol, lucozade dragon Jun 24

@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @Alison

moose and goose or meese and geese?

wendivibe Jun 24

@Thebratdragon @amiserabilist @Alison Yes!
Did you not ever watch the cold war cartoon, the Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle? There are some useless rusky spies, Boris & Natasha… maybe on the youtoob?

helplessduck Jun 24

@wendinoakland @Thebratdragon @amiserabilist @Alison

Ducks are the only waterfowl you can trust. Geese will steal your wallet.

wendivibe Jun 24

@helplessduck @Thebratdragon @amiserabilist @Alison Geese are the imperial protectors of 🇨🇦 🪿

helplessduck Jun 24

@wendinoakland @Thebratdragon @amiserabilist @Alison

Maintaining the right and all?

Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you. Devil birds.

Estarriol, lucozade dragon Jun 24

@helplessduck @wendinoakland @amiserabilist @Alison

I disagree....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU

Sinister ducks

YouTube

helplessduck Jun 24

@Thebratdragon @wendinoakland @amiserabilist @Alison

I'll thank you to keep that filthy, goose-made propaganda to yourself.

"that filthy, goose-made propaganda"

here started the waterfowl war on our day of the lord 2025-06-24.

i hate swans.

one bit me.

@Thebratdragon @wendinoakland @Alison

helplessduck Jun 24

@amiserabilist @Thebratdragon @wendinoakland @Alison

That's why I hate geese. Trauma from when I was a wee duckie, still in shortpants.

@helplessduck @Thebratdragon @wendinoakland @Alison

Estarriol, lucozade dragon Jun 24

@amiserabilist @helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison

I like all waterfowl, but then as a Kid I knew a swan that would oput her head on your lap for scritches....

And always loved moorhens.

Estarriol, lucozade dragon Jun 24

@helplessduck @wendinoakland @amiserabilist @Alison

so you don't smoke cigars?

help me out here, what have cigars got to do with geese?

@helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison

Estarriol, lucozade dragon Jun 24

@amiserabilist @helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison

sinister ducks, smoking cigars......

ah, thanks.

by The Sinister Ducks
The March of the Sinister Ducks was written, performed, and recorded by The Sinister Ducks, a band who included Alan Moore the comic book writer, Alex Green and David J from Bauhaus. It was released in 1983.

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

@helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison

Estarriol, lucozade dragon Jun 24

@amiserabilist @helplessduck @wendinoakland @Alison

that's the baby!

Yes I watched it.

@Thebratdragon @Alison

wendivibe Jun 24

@amiserabilist @Thebratdragon @Alison I should’ve known there was a foundational connection between us.

Estarriol, lucozade dragon Jun 24

@wendinoakland @Alison

wine gums advert from years back,

there's joose loose, abooot this hoose!

@Alison unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.

🧛‍♀️🐀Jun 24

moosturized, even.

@Alex @Alison DAMMIT I SHOULDVE POSTED THAT

@Alison same, Moose. SAME.

@Alison Poor thing must have been really hot. ☹️

I put plates and shallow bowls out for wildlife in this heat. It's good of you to do the same but on an enlarged scale 🤗

@Alison While not in use.....😂

@Alison, MØØSE!

CausesEffects Jun 24

@Alison meanwhile in #Canada ....

Taubeaufdemdach

@Alison pool moose test

Petra van Cronenburg Jun 24

@Alison Nowadays I always ask: is it KI or real? I don't believe photos anymore. 😭 And I see artefacts in the pixels.

Alison Meeks Jun 24

@NatureMC I've had this photo in my collection long before AI. Also am from Canada and this, bears, racoons etc in pools is not strange.

Petra van Cronenburg Jun 24

@Alison Then it's fine, thank you! Because I *wanted* to believe it!

Alison Meeks Jun 24

@NatureMC No worries.
They like sprinklers too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GtpoJ0TgEo

baby moose playing in backyard sprinkler - 1050234

YouTube

Petra van Cronenburg Jun 24

@Alison Oh, this is so cute! 😍

ablobcatheartsqueeze

Alison Meeks Jun 24

@NatureMC Search moose in sprinkler or bear in pool on YouTube. Get a drink and maybe snacks first. :)

Petra van Cronenburg Jun 24

DEVilonger 📟🎀6d ago

@Alison Moose thinks it's a goose

Souvlaki Space Station 6d ago

@Alison This is how I feel today

peachfront 5d ago

if pool not for moose, why pool moose sized? 🤣

Alison Meeks 5d ago

@peachfront A fair point indeed!