Well, she’s probably seen more of them than you.

My mom was the unplanned twin. My grandparents had two girls and wanted a boy. They tried for a boy, got a boy, but also got a bonus girl (my mom).

Well, at least he’s certified.

Wrestling games.

I have a triangle shaped bag that hangs off the frame of the bike between the seat and the handle bars. I just cram my baseball cap in there. Don’t take a nice one you don’t want to crumple up a bit though.

Nothing wrong with a good heavy breast.

Pretzel

How often was Emma saying Tweaking to get her own place on the board?

What’s that creaking noise? Oh, Mitch’s knees.

Fuck you Mitch.