NuXCOM_90PercentNov 14

The Men Who Stare at Goats

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Show threadistdaslolNov 14
Now it all makes sense. He’s frikn gay. Trump is gay. He is into theatre, that’s why he’s always so performative. He is distant to Melania not because he’s an old weirdo but because he’s just not into her. He talks weird about women because he thinks that straight men talk like this as this was the tone in his circle. His attitude towards autocrats is because he is a bottom. It all just makes sense. Why didn’t it come to me earlier
Show threadBarneyPiccolo

Remember Captains Holt from Brooklyn 99? He was gay, but when he was undercover as a straight man, he’d say all sort of hilarious stuff to prove that he has no idea what men find attractive about women.

Holt was always focused on their “heavy” breasts.

Nov 15 at 2:44pmWeb
Show threadhpucksNov 15
Nothing wrong with a good heavy breast.
Show threadwhite_nrdyNov 15
“I loved her big heavy breasts. They were five pounds each”
Show threada_non_monotonic_functionNov 15

"That’s my favorite part of a woman. There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis."

  • Captain Raymond Holt