ickplantWhat would this list look like for your generation?
TabbsTheBat (they/them)If this list was done for my class back when I was in school, realistically it’d just be slurs
Damn, you are probably right. Maybe this generation isn’t so doomed after all.
Fluffy Kitty CatMuch to do is always made of the kids personally I’m undecided. I have a feeling that they might go hard left after the formative experiences are Christmas being ruined by the right winger in the White House
Only if they receive the message that the left offers solutions, and not just more chaos.
At the moment all the young people entering politics had their formative experiences be Biden and the men at least are very right wing
Biden was such a wet fart of a president
Percentage of young men is increasingly right wing, unfortunately. Economy/costs is usually not the driver for the young, it’s community, perceptions of confidence and strength, and attitude towards sex (once old enough, but much younger now than it used to be [in the US]).
KoboldCoterieOhio being on the list is pretty funny (assuming this is in the US). Going to make geography and history classes awkward.
What grade is this, that Edging and Goon were common enough terms that they had to be included here?
“Animal noises” is very broad. Furry persecution. :(
The fact that they lose “LiveSchool points”, whatever those are, presumably for saying these words, is almost worse than the fact that they have this list at all. I don’t know what that system is or how it works, but I already hate it.
It’s probably some fast she discipline system. The way we treat kids in schools is horrific, has been for quite a while though but they feel entitled to subject kids to whatever technological Horrors they can come up with
What did Emma do?
I have the same question.
MudManIf that list was made in my generation it wouldn't be in English.
But also it wouldn't be made in my generation because what the hell do you mean "banned words"? We would have set that trash on fire and gone on strike.
Midnight WolfSensing a strong French background here
Hah. Not necessarily, but student strikes were absolutely a thing where I'm from.
Was it mostly a convenient excuse to take a day off? Yes. Is it great civics training? It's a convenient excuse to take a day off.
What’s Ligma?
henfredemarsExtremely tasteful use of meme. A true connoisseur.
1995ToyotaCorollaWhat’s up dog? …wait, no. Ligma dog! …shit wrong again. What’s up balls?
For us it was just finger guns and swear words.
[R3D4CT3D]Seriously intrigued by “Darius noises”, hahaha
greenfire- fast she discipline??
jballsHad to look this up: www.tiktok.com/…/7440554144097668395?lang=en
Seems like Darius is a guy with autism that makes noises on TikTok. His caretaker (mother?) seems to think it’s healthy to express himself and let off energy.
I would upvote because added context but you’re promoting TikTok so I won’t.
Yah, I like a context but fuck a TikTok link
There’s worse, like x links
At least you can view the videos on browser, a bit
I don’t think there is worse than a military platform being used as the world’s largest data collection scheme by a hostile militaristic dictatorship. I think that’s a super high bar to clear.
Talking about China or USA? :)
Mirror Link
tl;dw Mom says set aside 10min for kids to make silly noises in class to behave better the rest of the day
bratorangeYeah… Exposing your autistic sons „strangeness“ to the internet sure seems healthy for that kid…
I for one support the educational system refusing to address Oio. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about oio
[deleted] in lemmyIt’s ok, you can curse on the internet.
CommunistYou’d think so but I think saying o*io is a little much… up there with the n-bomb, you just can’t say it
When I was in the 1st grade, I successfully got sent to the Principal for saying “Cookie Crisp” too many times.
Saying it, or howling it?
LIGMA!!!
“Balls” still permitted
“Balls” still permitted
Onno (VK6FLAB)I get the sense that this list is constantly growing and acts as an incentive to invent new words that end up on the list.
By that measure, Emma is a rockstar and Darius is being bullied by their classmates and the teacher.
Roflcopter, what an epic fail! The speech patterns of other generations are so not tubular or radical! Unlike my generation holds up spork we’re too random to to be lame!
Gen A / Z slang is objectively cooler than this 😞
gooned
Comrade SpoodSome of this was Gen Z slang. Like ROFLcopter. Early Gen Z was part of the stuff like Gay Luigi, the troll song, nyan cat, yeeee, rick rolling, swag, 360 no scope mlg, etc
Roflcopter was around when I was pretty young tho. Microsoft Sam saying my roflcopter goes soi soi soi to an ASCII art animation?
Pretty sure ROFLCopter and rickrolling was Gen Y
It was definitely created by millenials, but that doesnt mean it wasn’t used by gen z. Generations aren’t as clear cut as people like to pretend
SOISOISOISOI
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Stop like, being such a fascist pig, man! Dig?
NovalingSorry but “any combination of ‘tuah’ and ‘hawk’” has me fucking rolling. Since every now and then my mom and I will do that exact thing spontaneously while talking.
Like she’ll be talking about Cactuar and my brain will be like “Cactuah”
Your mom talks about a Final Fantasy monster?
They didn’t say anything about it being the last monster their mom fantasizes about
flickerHit me with them thousand needles.
…I’m not that other person’s mom.
My mom is the one who got me into gaming, especially my love for JRPGs as she has played FFVI through FFXIII. She has told me several times how much she hates Cactuar because of the thousand needle attack or whatever.
Unfortunately the backlog of games is so high that I haven’t played a FF game besides 15 (which was ass lol). But I do wanna play the FFVII and FFX remakes real bad. I think her favorite is one of those two, don’t remember which.
I know I’m old and I’m not meant to understand most of these, but someone please explain Ohio.
Fuck Ohio, I wanna know about Pimpkin!
AkasazhI think this is it:
Supervisor194I had to look it up too. A slang term among Zoomers and Gen Alpha, mostly used ironically in Brainrot and Slang Overload memes, such as the Ohio Rizz Gyatt trend.
Thank you. I read as much as I could before remembering I need to get a vasectomy. Eh, we all have our slang at that age, I don’t have kids so I don’t need to understand it… which is good because I don’t.
Bro is from Ohio.