this is genuinely the funniest thing in the whole world to me and I have no idea who to credit

can’t wait to play d&d again tomorrow 

*casually enjoys a glass of milk*
you fucking wish this could be you.

you ever just use healthy coping mechanisms to flex on your parents

when benedict cumberbatch wants to hit some juul in the juul room but some fucker is taking a piss right in the open