Distress signal:
Haha it's getting pretty hawt lol
No but all future jokes aside. This is a premade Heat Distress Signal (HDS) the core temp has reached a high of 212°f (100°c) with a projected cooling down to 95°f (35°c) time taking 1 hour and 30 minutes

What if we referred to troll blood colors by soda names instead? Bronze blood? No root beer blood.

if i have DID and you have DID whos driving the brain

tumblr nsfw accounts today when there’s under 24 hours left of adult content

ok promo me (you dont actually have to promo me im just going to boost this onto my other account to regain followers)

CAT GETS MAD BECAUSE SHE CANT REACH MY DESK WITHOUT JUMPING AND KNOCKING OVER MY 2:30 PM SOUP.