#vulpineclub meta

Be advised that vulpine.club is indeed unreachable, and has been for the last half hour or so. This is an issue upstream of us.

Linode's incident page for this incident: https://status.linode.com/incidents/88znpbw6s8c6

*squeak*

*pop*

*clears throat*

testing testing

Heads up: I'm mostly @rey at this point. If you're following me here, but aren't following me there, you'll miss out on most stuff.

Living the Federated Life (tm) =^.^=

Friday night, eating pizza and debugging Rails

uggggh

ok, so my mastodon instance is now throwing 500s on every page load and the logs are helpfully like

[7eb6caf9-6618-42de-b8af-3200ec95f069] method=GET path=/ format=html controller=HomeController action=index status=500 error='ActionView::Template::Error: undefined method `protocol' for nil:NilClass' duration=43.84 view=0.00 db=10.70

what the f

https://www.autostraddle.com/18-pickle-recipes-for-trans-women-and-the-people-who-love-them-374939/

step 1: make space on countertop by moving aside the half-eaten jars of pickles and bulk packages of bottled and sparkling water

step 2: grab the mason jars from the very top shelf

step 3: pee break. ponder "huh, been married to a short 'lesbian, except for this one guy' hottie for over a decade, everything makes sense now"