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I want #billwurtz to be my boyfriend.
I’ve been sitting on this one for a while (since November, one might deduce)

“I’ve been in a depressive episode”
- boring
- #DebbieDowner

“I got #novembered
- cool and mysterious
- An entire month has beef w you? You must be interesting and important
- #sexappeal

“I’ve been in a depressive episode”
- boring
- #DebbieDowner

“I got #novembered
- cool and mysterious
- An entire month has beef w you? You must be interesting and important
- #sexappeal

There’s a lot that sucks abt coming of age in the #2020s, but I love living in the golden age of #television
Birds aren’t real. They’re drones controlled by the government. #birdsarentreal
Aight, the antidepressants are being put to work now
That's a wrap for an amazing book tour! Hope you all enjoy Chalice of the Gods!
Hold it 🐸
When a Capricorn Man Kisses You: What it Means & How to Kiss Him Back