Mastodawn

Hold it 🐸

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“We come in Peace! We come in Peace!”

“Did you hear that? They come in peace! Release the doves!”

(Rayguns blasting, annihilating everything in sight)

“We come to pee! We come to pee!”

“Guess it wasn’t the doves.”

@warandpeas, Kepler-443 b?

@warandpeas it's either they saw the war in #Ukraine or Elon renaming #twitter to #X that changed their mind brah...

@warandpeas just have him pee on the side of the road

@twipped @warandpeas They could even stop for a picnic.

@warandpeas They probably didn't want their kid to get gender checked before it was allowed to use any toilet.

@warandpeas lol sharing

@warandpeas Very good advice 😬 🚫

@warandpeas not holding it