Long Long Long Journey isn't my favorite #billwurtz song, but it does have one of my favorite lyrics ever:

"I went down to the coast guard to see what they're guarding
See what the sign says, you idiot, we're guarding the cost"

the key change (or something) at 2:24 in this song is absolutely amazing

(don’t skip to the timestamp, that skips the previous conditioning of what keys you expect, I think)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83w4FgVkjUE

#billwurtz

Slow Down

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there's no way im not neurodivergent


#silly #im-definitely-just-silly #funkyposting #bill-wurtz
The Sun is a Deadly Laser

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Still the most complete accounting of history, pre-big-bang to pre-pandemic!

It's the family-friendly edit but you're not missing anything.

https://tube.sbcloud.cc/w/6inPATX8qkGWiuFCv8gHYj

#billWurtz #weird #history

history of the world, i guess (clean)

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I want #billwurtz to be my boyfriend.
at the corner store

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@SavahRellcast
[year: -380,000,000]

VERTEBRATE: Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to—
CHORUS: … have babies!

[SCREEN: idea]
NARRATOR: Learn to use an egg.
VERTEBRATE: I was already doing that.
NARRATOR: Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Have a baby, on land, in an egg. Water is in the egg. Baby, in the egg, in the water in the egg.

[year: -312,000,000]
VERTEBRATE OFFSPRING: Works for me.
CHORUS: Bye bye, ocean!

#billwurtz' https://billwurtz.com/history-of-the-entire-world-i-guess.html

history of the entire world, i guess

hi

For me, and at times, #depression is like the 13:09 to 13:15 clip** in #BillWurtz 's video, "History of the entire world, I guess"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs&t=789s

But, instead of "the church", It's:

- Self-care.
- Trying.
- Pretending it's OK.
- Pretending I'm OK.
- Giving a fuck.
- Hope.
- Life.

** "That's bullshit. This whole thing is bullshit. That's a scam. Fuck the church. Here's 95 reasons why. - Said #MartinLuther

#psychology

history of the entire world, i guess

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