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Just a happy puppy (with an occasional attitude). Woof.
Dogs instead of guns!
@ashleygwinter try 💩in the backyard all the time. Don’t get me wrong- it is awesome. Sometimes a 💩 sneaks out in the house.
Pet me! I’m cute!
@ashleygwinter I have seen lots of men without a penis.
Wait. A. Second.
They just have a really small penis.
And a big truck.
Sometimes the truck has something that looks like testicles but doesn’t smell like testicles.
Pet me. I’m cute.
@catsalad
Me: do you sniff all butts?
I’m a dog. Totally legit question. Now pet me.
@ashleygwinter I love the breaking of stereotypes!
@markhertling thank you for posting on here! Your analysis is excellent and I have learned a ton. Thank you!

I have no idea what day it is, but there is so much human food! And so many people to sniff. And they give me human food sometimes! Sometimes they accidentally drop it and sometimes I take it when they aren’t looking. So much fun!

Pet me! I am a happy dog!

@jentaub I agree. And dog shows exploit puppies with unreasonable body shapes.

Just pet us. We are all cute! 🐶

@RollingStone Stop stroking yer guns and start petting your puppies! Guns don’t love yah back. And a dog can stop and intruder.

My human said they were going shopping this week. I made my list….
5. Bone
4. Treats- the smelly yummy kind
3. Slippers - the type with lots of fuzz to rip apart
2. Squeaky toy - something that makes lots of noise
1. Treats - yes human, they are on here twice

Do NOT get me friggin’ dog shoes. I will tear them apart and massacre those things- burying them in an unholy pit of hell.

Ok, back to normal. Pet me. I’m cute.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kanye-west-twitter-account-returns-elon-musk/

Dogs are expert poop finders and this is a big pile-o-poop.

Kanye West returns to Twitter

West's return to Twitter comes less than 24 hours after Elon Musk said he had reinstated several other suspended accounts, including former President Donald Trump.

CBS News