I have no idea what day it is, but there is so much human food! And so many people to sniff. And they give me human food sometimes! Sometimes they accidentally drop it and sometimes I take it when they aren’t looking. So much fun!

Pet me! I am a happy dog!

My human said they were going shopping this week. I made my list….
5. Bone
4. Treats- the smelly yummy kind
3. Slippers - the type with lots of fuzz to rip apart
2. Squeaky toy - something that makes lots of noise
1. Treats - yes human, they are on here twice

Do NOT get me friggin’ dog shoes. I will tear them apart and massacre those things- burying them in an unholy pit of hell.

Ok, back to normal. Pet me. I’m cute.

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Dogs are expert poop finders and this is a big pile-o-poop.