My human said they were going shopping this week. I made my list….
5. Bone
4. Treats- the smelly yummy kind
3. Slippers - the type with lots of fuzz to rip apart
2. Squeaky toy - something that makes lots of noise
1. Treats - yes human, they are on here twice

Do NOT get me friggin’ dog shoes. I will tear them apart and massacre those things- burying them in an unholy pit of hell.

Ok, back to normal. Pet me. I’m cute.