So Elon's going straight to "boat" and bypassing "crumple zones." The Cybertruck really was designed by a 12-year-old on the front of his Trapper Keeper.

Gym Jordan (seditionist, sexual assault enabler, clown) failed his second bid for Speaker of the House with even more republicans voting against him.

He's coming for Orange Adolf.

This doesn't sound like a collection of quotes from Supreme Court Justices. It sounds like a bunch of whiny high schoolers who got caught breaking into a vending machine. #SCOTUS

Then there's this:

The fact that this is Marjorie Taylor Greene, the woman who screamed at Biden during the State of the Union, is hilarious. It also demonstrates the double standard republicans insist the country needs.

Insomnium's new album Anno 1696 is out and it's fantastic. #music