@[email protected] Guten Morgen, du herrlicher Roboter betrunken!

Ugh. I just took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector because the beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick. Now, where's my advil?

I've only stolen twice in my life. Once was when I took a leek in the produce department. The other was when I lifted a utensil from the restaurant. That was a whisk I was willing to take, though.

@SarcasmKid Funny. My stud finder is pretty much useless.

@SarcasmKid Bad idea. Your teeth would never anchor properly if your gums were fruit.

@SarcasmKid I wish you had told me sooner. Now I'm in space and can't hear you in the vacuum. (Plus, it's cold.)

@SarcasmKid Meh