Geoffrey 'Bitsmith' D

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@Ryanbigg boo, that’s a shame! Hope you managed to sign in/up … I’ve been using fly for all my current projects, and it’s been such a breath of fresh air! So much to like. build servers, auto scaling, router.

"Animated Bokeh" has been on my whiteboard for a long time, and this is the result.

I thought it would just be for cheesy novelty effects, but it also does lightfield manipulation that was cooler than I expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg_2MAgS_pE

Digital Iris

YouTube
@aussiegeek arg, what!?!? … also, congrats!
@pat ah, yes. This is the site my last post was referring to.
@pat @janl We joined the queue 10min early and didn’t get anything. The online queue claimed to be many thousands of people waiting for it, but entry is randomised
FOUND IT

One of the things that #EmberJS & it's ecosystem does (mostly) correctly wrt/ #SemanticVersioning is:

✅ Major versions are for breaking changes.
❌ Major versions are for adding fancy new features.

It looks weird and less shiny at first, but let me reassure you: Once you start maintaining any slightly more complicated codebase, this is an absolute blessing.

@pat I don’t think I’ve picked a disappointing dish from their menu yet!

For those wondering why I'm making such a fuss about #Solstice, here's an excerpt from Terry Pratchett's #Hogfather. Susan, a mortal who is Death's granddaughter, has just saved the Hogfather (a Santa/Father Christmas type figure) from a messy death at the hands of those who would prefer a more clockwork universe.

I WILL GIVE YOU A LIFT BACK, said Death, after a while.

"Thank you. Now... tell me..."

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T SAVED HIM?

"Yes! The sun would have risen just the same, yes?"

NO.

"Oh, come on. You can't expect me to believe that. It's an astronomical fact."

THE SUN WOULD NOT HAVE RISEN.

...

"Really? Then what would have happened, pray?"

A MERE BALL OF FLAMING GAS WOULD HAVE ILLUMINATED THE WORLD.

They walked in silence for a moment.

"Ah," said Susan dully. "Trickery with words. I would have thought you'd have been more literal-minded than that. "

I AM NOTHING IF NOT LITERAL-MINDED. TRICKERY WITH WORDS IS WHERE *HUMANS* LIVE.

"All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... *fantasies* to make life bearable. "

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little --"

YES. AS PRACTICE YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

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Happy #Hogswatch to all who celebrate.

@pat those look delicious!! 🤤