What's your name?
DistroKid.
What do you do?
Supposedly allow people to log into their portal using an iPhone.
What do you do in practice?
Stop VoiceOver users logging in because I'm a dick.
How do you do that?
By having a custom login form which is only visible to VoiceOver if the user enables screen recognition.
What does that make you?
An absolute fucking dick-stand of the highest order.
Why did you do this?
Because custom controls probably look super-cute and cool and fancy as fuck and our developers had nothing better to do. Not like coding me into an actual, you know, usable app would have been helpful to customers or anything.
What do you think I think about this?
That I should go die in a digital fire of epic proportions and stop being a bag of bullshit and chips?
Yes. What else?
That I should apologise with my arse in the air to all VoiceOver users for my utter fucking incompetence and never, ever do it again?
Will you do so?
Nah, course not. My developers aren't smart enough to fix what they broke, even if you did email them and tell them how idiotic they are.
Great...
I need to reinstall Windows on my Surface tablet, and I wanted to see if I could use AI to get into the boot menu and change the boot order to try USB first. I have a Chat GPT subscription, so I used voice mode with the video camera on, gave it some information about what I was doing, and let it be my eyes for a while. I was delighted when the assistant actually knew how to get into the boot menu. It told me I could navigate the menu with my volume keys and select an option with the power key, much like navigating an Android phone’s recovery menu. I had to remind it I was totally blind a couple of times, but eventually, it helped me select USB as the first boot device and choose the “Exit and Restart” option. This was quite a few steps, and I was genuinely impressed at how easily I was able to fix this problem without interacting with a real person. I eagerly waited for the Windows installer to come up. It never did. So I used OCR on the screen, and discovered that not a single thing chat GPT claimed had happened … had actually happened. It didn’t hallucinate just one thing. It hallucinated an entire multi-step interaction with the firmware of my tablet. It basically experienced a break from reality for about two minutes and started describing what it thought should happen, with no regard for what was actually happening. Last week, the same app helped me learn the control panel of my heated mattress pad. It does work sometimes. But today, it led me on the wildest goose chase I’ve ever been on. I was actually trying to boot from the SD card, and as it turns out, that’s not even an option in the boot menu. But I made the mistake of teling Chat GPT exactly what I was trying to do, so it had all the material it needed to hallucinate a complex interaction convincingly. Never let yourself forget the all important “A” in “AI”. That intelligence is not artificial as in “synthetic”, it’s artificial as in “pretend”. No LLM has the slightest idea of what it’s doing or saying. The companies that create these models have the all-important task of trying to make their intelligence more convincing than every other company. That means they work most of the time, but the rest of the time, they will confidently lie. And that lie might be a missing digit, or it might be a whole entire interaction with a device. I called Aira and got it sorted. I actually had to touch the arrows on the touchscreen to rearrange the boot order. Yes, I had a keyboard connected. No, there is no documented way to rearrange boot devices on a surface using the keyboard. Yes, everythyng about this is moronic. But, it’s done, and once I get Windows on my USB device, I’m pretty sure it will boot because an actual human told me so. I can’t even begin to enumerate the possible clusterfucks that could arise from AI weaving such complex webs of lies. Do not use this shit for anything mission-critical. Ever. Even if it told the truth the last 99 times. Eventually, it will lie. When it does, you’ll have no idea.
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