Garlic Pickles

@garlickles@infosec.exchange
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662 Posts

You'll find a mix of tech, politics, and shitposts on this account. Politically, I'd consider myself a center-left #SocialDemocrat. Philosophically, I'm a #naturalist (as in anti-supernatural, not in terms of medicine), #atheist, and #SecularBuddhist, in that order.

I'll almost exclusively post in English, but I can read Spanish and sometimes other Romance languages. Boosts or links in those are possible.

#Queer, #genderfluid, #nonbinary, and #pan, in a happy monoamorous relationship with a wonderful queer partner.

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Garlic Pickles2d ago
Steve Herman2d ago
Wired - DHS urging local law enforcement to consider a wide range of activities as violent tactics, including skateboarding, riding a bike or livestreaming a police encounter. https://www.wired.com/story/dhs-tells-police-that-common-protest-activities-are-violent-tactics/
DHS Tells Police That Common Protest Activities Are ‘Violent Tactics’

DHS is urging law enforcement to treat even skateboarding and livestreaming as signs of violent intent during a protest, turning everyday behavior into a pretext for police action.

WIRED
Garlic PicklesJul 2
This is my favorite longer-form #shitpost in some time. #balatro
Garlic PicklesJun 25
ADHDeanJun 25
It’s Hump Day! Choose your vibe:
Happy humping, everybody
67.2%
Happy, humping everybody
32.8%
Poll ended at .
Garlic PicklesJun 24
Hal PomeranzJun 24

Yeah, I know it’s LinkedIn—sorry.

tl;dr Is that the high tech layoffs in the past few years have been largely driven by changes to the US tax code. These jobs may never be coming back. Prepare for an extended period of unemployment uncertainty.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/tax-consequences-hal-pomeranz-holpe

Tax and Consequences

Every day brings news of more layoffs in the tech sector. Every day I see good people in my timeline struggling to find a new job, struggling to keep a roof over their head and food on the table, struggling with their mental health and sense of self worth.

Garlic PicklesJun 9
Johnny Xmas ❄️May 28
I spend a lot of time thinking about this leak from the Clinton campaign email breach.
Garlic PicklesMay 30
Best of MLTSHPMay 30
https://mltshp.com/p/1R225 “Everyone will not just”
Garlic PicklesMay 27
DarrenMay 27
Something I'm learning in my adventures in Linux is that it's vital to have a second, working computer with you in order to search for ways to fix the thing you've just massively broken.
Garlic PicklesMay 23
soweli AsalinMay 22

- suffering is caused by "deez"

- deez?

- DEEZE IRE LMAOOOOOOOO

Garlic PicklesMay 23
Dril Tracy 🕵️May 23
#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost
Garlic PicklesMay 22
Chris GeidnerMay 22
BREAKING: Supreme Court sidesteps religious charter school question for now with 4-4 vote, creating no national precedent and letting the Oklahoma Supreme Court decision — which does not allow the religious charter school — stand. https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24pdf/24-394_9p6b.pdf
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Johnny Xmas ❄️May 28
I spend a lot of time thinking about this leak from the Clinton campaign email breach.
Show threadMichael DwyerMay 28

@j0hnnyxm4s

Hail Eris. Fnord. Etc.

Show threadoverflo 🦐May 28

@mdwyer @j0hnnyxm4s

Ordered on an actual friday!

Sweetmorn, Discord 53, 3182 YOLD

Show threadvxoJun 3
@mdwyer @j0hnnyxm4s Fnord, Etc. sounds like it would be a great business name, only, most people would never be able to see it
Show threadStephanMay 28
@j0hnnyxm4s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrCvZmSnKA
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The Kiffness - Eating the Cats ft. Donald Trump (Debate Remix)

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

YouTube
Show threadnytpuMay 29
@j0hnnyxm4s From the Sony email leaks
Show threadRenaliaMay 29
@nytpu @j0hnnyxm4s extremely "how do you do, fellow kids" vibe to that one
Show threadGeorge Liquor, AmericanJun 3
@Nine @nytpu @j0hnnyxm4s but, but... buzzworthy and cool
Show threadAndrew GoldingJun 3
@j0hnnyxm4s I'm just imagining one sad, solitary tube steak in a full-size styrofoam container sitting on the desk of someone who has lost the ability to feel true happiness about anything.
Show threadJohnny Xmas ❄️Jun 3
@huronbikes Someone?
Show threadAndrew GoldingJun 3
@j0hnnyxm4s Sliced into rounds with a knife. As the day goes on, the hot dog is only ever partially consumed. A fork with a piece of unadorned dog sits in the container, just shy of the only source of addition flavor: an unused puddle of ketchup. Eventually the container, fork, leftovers and all is unceremoniously swept into the trash. A week later a sternly worded anonymous note is left in the shared kitchen admonishing everyone else in the workplace for carelessly discarding the flatware.
Show threadJohnny Xmas ❄️Jun 3
@huronbikes if a hot dog is tube filled with meat, that means once you consume a hot dog, you become a hot dog.
Show threadRossMadnessJun 3
@j0hnnyxm4s I'm surprised she didn't ask for hot sauce. Oh wait, she carries some in her purse.