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Friend: Tell me your best knock knock joke

Me: Knock knock

Friend: Who's there

Me: Hike

Friend: Hike Who?

Me: Unsuspecting friend
I Wait with my breath bated
Setting perfect traps

Friend: How is that funny?

Me: 🤦 šŸ˜‚

@dandylover1 for a second there I read "who post pictures of their cats they ate". Haha. I'm glad the fediverse makes you feel welcome!
@nicobo I've been dealing with this lately and it is a pain

Can anyone recommend a good #selfhosted family calendar/chore/list management? My wife was looking at this below and was hoping to save some money and host it myself. Ideally something that is aesthetically pleasing, as this appears to be. Thanks!

#boost #recommendations #selfhost #homelab

https://www.samsclub.com/p/skylight-calendar-15-inch-wifi-digital-calendar/P03021970

Let us know you're not a robot - Sam's Club

Sam's Club
@SethRudy the real question is whether you think it's legal to sit on the toilet while the door is open, being the only situation where the door would be problematic
I used to find tech stuff confusing and intimidating. Now, thanks to Mastodon, I still find it confusing and intimidating, but I also realize it’s SUPER boring, too. Thanks, Mastodon!
Apple continues to make some of the most amazing TV shows with the some of the most amazing actors that have ever lived that most of us are never going to watch.

One of the most diabolical trends I’ve heard about in the job market is that about a third of job postings are ā€œghost jobsā€ — where there is no intent of hiring someone for the position posted.

A survey of 1,641 hiring managers had 40% of respondents admitted to posting ghost job listings with the reasons shown in the image.

This trend feels unnecessarily cruel and disheartening for job seekers navigating the market.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/rachelwells/2024/08/13/36-of-job-adverts-are-fake-how-to-spot-them-in-2024/

36% Of Job Adverts Are Fake: How To Spot Them In 2024

More than a third of job adverts posted online are fake—known as "ghost" jobs. So how do you spot them and avoid wasting your time? Here are some tips for 2024.

Forbes
This is what a rocket launch looks like from space.
The more I learn about cryptography, the more I think Alice and Bob should probably just talk in person.