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Him: can I have a gun?
Cops: yeah sure why ... wait, hold on a minute, whoa, holy shit, no, you're off-the-deep-end crazy. And we'd normally let *basically anyone* have a gun
DOD: would you like a TS/SCI clearance and unrestricted access to the JCS brief
Him: OK
* two years later *
DOD, in hot-dog costume: Look, we're all just trying to work out who did this, ok
I have some, uh, ... questions about the .... diligence ... of this leaker's clearance process
What if I told you that mozzarella sticks never had to end? That for $10, you could eat for free (for $10) for the rest of your natural life? That there exists a spot in the space-time continuum in which it is always Friday? That there are free refills on all Slushes™ excluding Red Bull® branded items?
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