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Wife. Mom of 3. I work in U.S. #Healthcare. I sometimes dress the 6'6" metal rooster in my front yard to entertain myself (and I suppose the neighbors). A bit weird and socially awkward. Enjoys #Boardgames #TabletopGaming #Photograpy Hates Racism, wealth inequality and #graphcrimes. I don't post my own stuff often, but really appreciate and enjoy sharing pretty pictures, interesting information, and silly jokes.
Some days are salad days and some days you gotta live that cheese on toast life

Things everybody needs to hear more often:

- you are loved
- your feelings are valid
- you deserve rest
- you don't need to be available at all times
- that's not a raven, that's a crow
- it's okay. a crow is a pretty big and cool bird, too

do you have to bring your own or is there a vending machine?
When the man stops brushing the crow, the bird hands the brush back asking for more.

[Day 5]

GOD: What do you think?

ANGEL: You’re tired. Why don’t we try making the birds tomorrow.

My cousin is a centaur, and I'm taking him for his third ever trip to the farrier tomorrow! Well, I say cousin, he's actually my first cousin, twice re-hooved.
Social media for the blind:
Bluesky, hardly any Alt Text. To understand an image, you must open the post, tap on the image and hope your screen reader can describe it, or spend a minute or so scanning it.
X, hardly any image descriptions. The built-in AI will try to describe the images which is a major improvement, but you need to wait until the screen reader finishes reading all the info about the post.
Mastodon, loads of image descriptions. What a pleasure it is to browse my timeline here.

I went to a poolside bar at a nearby hotel and ordered a drink and then headed to the restroom.

When I got to the restroom door, I realized I needed a room key to enter, so I started to turn back, but then I immediately saw the bartender who had just taken my order so I asked how I could get into the restroom and he said:

"You need a room key, or, if you don’t have one, the reception desk has a cup..."

and I was like:

"Oh, I don't want to pee into a cup so I'll just wait!"

and he continued by saying

"...the cup by the reception desk has access cards so you can still get into the restroom...if you don’t want to pee into a cup."

😂

10/10 banter with that bartender. Would do again.

Just finished watching the Netflix show How to Get to Heaven From Belfast.

Wow! What an amazing show. Wrapped it up so beautifully. Just wow.