Logan Five ThousandYou often hear about the Fireman’s Carry but you never hear about the Drug Dealer’s Drag.
I'm a part time prospector and an full time idiot
I am the unopposed supreme leader of ANTIFA
Frenchy
@frenchys_prosoecting
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I don’t ask for much. I just want thousands of people to think I’m the funniest person alive, and to tell me so regularly throughout the day. But I guess we can’t even have that now either.
Thanks Obama!
Greg the Millergonna see if i can go the whole day without making a post
Lady Laura 
It's wild that we don't audit billionaires, but you'll dissect a single mum's grocery cart like it's a crime scene.
MurderBotBotHow humans decide what to do with their arms on a second-by-second basis, I still have no idea.
@infinitefinite hashtag feeling noticed
mashed potato enthusiastI just got an automated rejection email for a job I applied to over 6 months ago
Tisha Tiger / NeligerWhen I have that intrusive thought that I'm nobody, I imagine all the humans who came before me.
That enormous mass of humans who were nobody in their time, whom history has completely forgotten.
Then I realise that the very few people history hasn't forgotten were mostly very bad people.
And then I remember that it's okay to be nobody 😊
surdfish