Frenchy

@frenchys_prosoecting
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I'm a part time prospector and an full time idiot

I am the unopposed supreme leader of ANTIFA

You often hear about the Fireman’s Carry but you never hear about the Drug Dealer’s Drag.

I don’t ask for much. I just want thousands of people to think I’m the funniest person alive, and to tell me so regularly throughout the day. But I guess we can’t even have that now either.

Thanks Obama!

gonna see if i can go the whole day without making a post
It's wild that we don't audit billionaires, but you'll dissect a single mum's grocery cart like it's a crime scene.
How humans decide what to do with their arms on a second-by-second basis, I still have no idea.
I just got an automated rejection email for a job I applied to over 6 months ago

When I have that intrusive thought that I'm nobody, I imagine all the humans who came before me.

That enormous mass of humans who were nobody in their time, whom history has completely forgotten.

Then I realise that the very few people history hasn't forgotten were mostly very bad people.

And then I remember that it's okay to be nobody 😊

eat the rich does not include those
krillionaires known as baleen whales
I wonder where our hedgehog is hibernating and if there’s room for me.