Mastodawn

I love it when you have singers who's singing voice sounds absolutely nothing like their speaking voice. I mean listen to Lisa Stansfield's all Around The World then listen to her being interviewed.
Another one is Marti Pellow.

saralynne 🧚🏻‍♀️Oct 2

Dr. Amy, Psy.D.Oct 2

Computer: I need updates.
Me: Can you do it when I’m done working?
C: Sure!

Next morning

C: I need updates.
M: Why didn’t you do them last night?
C: Fuck you. Updates.
M: Ok I have a task but then I have a break. Can you update while I’m running this errand?
C: Absolutely.

After the errand

M: Ok, ready to work?
C: You absolute fool

saralynne 🧚🏻‍♀️Oct 2

Rachel McDove Oct 1

Just a little reminder from your friendly neighbourhood punk witch!

In a culture that promotes and encourages individualism, lack of care for our neighbours, emotional repression, and greed, being a caring, openly emotional, generous person is PUNK AS FUCK!

When you are able to let yourself cry, you not only release stress hormones, you actively reject our society's bullshit.

Crying is hardcore.

Crying is beautiful.

Crying is human.

Crying is cool.

Crying is punk as fuck.

#CryingIsPunk #TearsHeal #CryingIsBeautiful #CryingRocks #TearsAreResistance #CryingIsResistance #CryingIsPunkAsFuck

saralynne 🧚🏻‍♀️Oct 2

Herbie Allen Oct 1

With Dialup going away, I can't help but bring this sound back to remind us of what used to connect us. To the younger generation, if you've not experienced dialup, I'm sure it will come back as some fad or other one day.

saralynne 🧚🏻‍♀️Sep 27

Jokes Sep 26

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The pavement.

Show thread

saralynne 🧚🏻‍♀️Sep 26

@FreakyFwoof I saw this yesterday and absolutely bawled

saralynne 🧚🏻‍♀️Sep 26

This evening’s thought… I feel like cooking on a talking hob with a timer set is the equivalent of being on Master Chef. Accept there is a lot more music and kitchen dancing on my version 😂

saralynne 🧚🏻‍♀️Sep 24

25 keys, 8 knobs and a crap load of buttons. On this day 5 years ago, I experienced Komplete Kontrol for the first time, unaware of the creativity I’d unlock, the students I’d teach, and the incredible friendships I’d forge around the world through music. If I could change anything, I absolutely would’ve taken the plunge much sooner. If you’re on the fence I’d say jump, because the best music you’ll make is just around the corner. #KompleteKontrol #NativeInstruments

saralynne 🧚🏻‍♀️Sep 24

Gina Sep 24

Ode to My Mug ☕
Roses are red,
Mornings are bleak,
Coffee’s the reason
I don’t scream-shriek.

Mondays I chug,
Tuesdays I sip,
By Friday I’m pouring
An IV drip.

Decaf? A crime.
Espresso? Divine.
Without this hot potion,
I’d never be fine.

So raise up your mugs,
Let’s caffeinate strong,
Because life without coffee
Is just plain wrong.

saralynne 🧚🏻‍♀️Sep 23

Eric Alper Sep 23

It only takes one person to ruin someone's entire day. Don't be that person.