@fonzette

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AYFKM
Student loan repayment pause extended again - now that's something to toot about πŸ‘
But what if I don't WANT to get up? This shit's for the birds
I am introducing the official currency of Mastodon, the Mastocoin, which does not exist and is therefore the best cryptocurrency

me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

Google search: bloated with sense of impending doom WebMD

This quote applies to so many situations in life, not just programming:

"Every great developer you know got there by solving problems they were unqualified to solve until they actually did it"

-- Patrick McKenzie

This is the single greatest triumph of technology over itself, boost if you agree.
mood
pulled a muscle in my neck picking up a quarter I found on the restroom floor #50