fonzette
𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?
a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed
happy one year anniversary to my only good post
James Cheeseman@EdgarAllanFoe ape heaven probably kicks ass
@dreamsofcheese the only celebrity death tributes that were correct were Harambe's and Koko's
St. Peter has never met any non-ape celebrities
Ben Lubar (any pronouns)me: have you thought about playing Guild Wars 2 some time
person: sir this is a Wendy's
me: yeah I know