My sweet old gal Freyja. This is right after she was running around the yard like a puppy. #Dogs

My cat Jason is totally a little man. He sits like a man, next he needs a job.

This ornery sweetheart is SIX today. I thought she was five, but then I realized 2019 when we adopted her was FIVE freaking years ago and she was 1 then. So happy 6, fuzzy Okoye.

Oh look, I have four 12-packs of soda, apparently. #catsindisguise

Jason is 4 years old today. He’s such an awesome cat and I’m so happy we adopted him.

We’re literally going to watch the eclipse from a Burger King parking lot! We were going to go to the zoo and watch it but it’s $30 for parking plus they said to get parking you need to have been there before 10am and basically stay there all day. Then we were going to go to a local park but it’s all city parking and there’s nowhere to park and I know nothing about Indianapolis. So here we are with our stylish eclipse glasses. #totaleclipse

In what can only be described as perhaps the best photo I or anyone else has ever taken, behold Jason’s “human watching TV” pose.

I always have so many drinks at once. No wonder I pee so often.

It’s not a printer, it’s a cat stand/warmer duh

Life.