I love that when cats don’t understand something, their first instinct is to slap the shit out of it 😂

My sweet old gal Freyja. This is right after she was running around the yard like a puppy. #Dogs

Clearly first world problem: Is there anything worse than texting someone and they immediately call you?

I miss Fuddrucker's; it was so good in the 90's.

Credit scores are complete bullshit. Its supposed to be good to have a bunch of available credit, right? I used like 5% of my total available credit spread across a few cards, all of which are paid off in full, monthly. And my credit score dropped by 25 points. For just using credit. For USING it. How does that make any sense?

Earlier this week, New York officials revealed a sobering statistic: For the first time, more FDNY first responders have died from their exposure to toxins at Ground Zero (370) than were killed on the day of the September 11th attacks (343), including 28 in the past year.

I wish they’d put a new toy inside avocados. It’s always the wooden ball, and I’m sick of it.

My cat Jason is totally a little man. He sits like a man, next he needs a job.