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I guess I’m here now, too
The most important part of assembling any type of furniture is to install at least one part the wrong way so that you have to take everything apart and redo it
On my bullshit, as one does

Saved the day at work by adding the missing f to the word "shift" in a proposal that was shared to be reviewed before officially submitting

Can I get a raise and/or go home now?

Were people less insane before social media, or just quieter about it
My fuck I love moss.
defibrillate deez nuts
you trying to tell me this chair is made of arms
When you make friends by shitposting it's called friendshit