exT0LI "gal ASH it new NOT"

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exT0LI "gal ASH it new NOT" cHeerFUI
@AmyZenunim Amy Intelligence
@pussreboots @GrahamFluster That belly isn't going rub itself, so the human hand must start there, then perhaps while it's so conveniently located, a hand mauling as a little treat
@OddJob Perhaps first person to do it just liked smacking things with deer antlers, and when they got to flint, making a spearhead was just a lucky by-product
@unsungnovelty @bloor Don't know about that but the image file format of the Joint Photographic Experts Group is properly pronounced Jay Feg
Remember.
If you don't know which person in your friend group is possessed by an ancient and nameless cosmic horror brimming with unspeakable hungers and malice, it's probably you.
@exocomics And sometimes, the bear chooses you
bear
@brh @DXMacGuffin Chestbursting is Magic
@donni hear me out, put an anxiety on top of an entire sandwich, then cover that open faced sandwich sandwich with another entire sandwich, so the anxiety is sandwiched between two sandwiches, a sandwiched anxiety sandwich sandwich, if you'll allow it.
@OhOkKay guess what. A guy stuck a worm in his nose, all the way up his nose, and and and you know what it ate? It ate HIS BRAIN.