this is the zodiac speaking

@evilroyslade69
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worlds dumbest asshole
communist?yes
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I am remembering now that a lot of people used to post hole on this website
i guess the good thing about mastodon is i can toot whatever i want here and my employer is never gonna see it
now would be an extremely good time to snag a corporate account name or a product account name
here at truckerhandjobs.com, we sell just one thing: hand jobs
Turns out they do
been feeding my roommates turtle while he is away and i do not trust this turtle, he tries to squirm around when i feed him his dirt pellets and looks at me in a disrespectful manner. you dont pay rent here you cant treat me like this
i met a piggie yesterday but he was the good kind without a gun and badge
I don't think you understand. I would indeed download a car. I don't even drive. I'd download a car just to spite the system. Fuck you, I'm gay.
Just got off my shift at the Crushin’ Puss Factory, anybody know any good spots to crush some more puss
this is where my cat waits for me when I walk to the grocery store