this is the zodiac speaking

@evilroyslade69
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worlds dumbest asshole
communist?yes
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@enveloping it’s easier on the phone app tbqh. The website is ass
I am remembering now that a lot of people used to post hole on this website
@ugarles MAKE πŸ‘ ALAB πŸ‘ POST πŸ‘ MORE πŸ‘ EPISODES πŸ‘
i guess the good thing about mastodon is i can toot whatever i want here and my employer is never gonna see it
now would be an extremely good time to snag a corporate account name or a product account name
here at truckerhandjobs.com, we sell just one thing: hand jobs
@MnMEnterprises literal worst possible choice
PAWG Manafort βœ”οΈ (@[email protected])

CUTE NEW GIRL AT THE PARK: Your dogs are so cute, what are their names? ME: Um... Rover... and uhhh... David CNGATP: Oh, that's a funny name for... (she notices the dog tags that say "Shidding" and "Farding") ... well, have a great afternoon.

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@turdguy @manginiinabottle oh man hold on lemme find your old toot i saw about thirty minutes ago
@manginiinabottle my cat is still alive but my entire mastodon account is a monument to an entirely different roy, one who had hope and promise and believed in a future