I do have regrets in life, like how it wasn't until today that I thought of calling cryptocurrency "Schmuck Bucks".
#ScamCoin #eGrift #BroCon #FOMOFlimFlam #RichWhiteDudesStealingYourMoney
Evan Nichols
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Mostly harmless. Portland writer with two wooden cats.
@grrlpup I'm delighted that this was flagged as 'Sensitive Content!' Happy Pi Day to you, too! 🥧
The Scene I Imagine When I Hear Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero":
Doctor: Oh no! Your lab results say you have... A FIRE IN YOUR BLOOD!
Patient: Aaaaaaaah!
Doctor: Aaaaaaaah!
Together: AAAAAAAAH!
-- fin --
Wow, I have NEVER seen anybody so desperate to distract everyone from the contents of the Epstein Files!
#BreakingNews - Musk will replace the high-level managers fleeing the Tesla Optimus program with Optimus robots. 🤖
"Xena: Warrior Princess" debuted on this day 30 YEARS AGO and that seems unreal. 😲
Not to boast, but I think my prayers to the cephalogod with the weird eye-stalks are being answered.
#FunFact – The motto of Shady Elon’s Robot Taxi Company is “If you die in a horrific crash in our taxi, we’ll swear to the jury it wasn’t our fault!”
One of my hobbies is reading new words and thinking, “That’s a great word! I should remember it!” and then not remembering it.
#BreakingNews - A Coronal Mass Ejection is going to hit Earth tonight, and yes, that's as gross as it sounds.
#ForTheLoveOfGodStayIndoors
#ForTheLoveOfGodStayIndoors