Mastodawn

Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌

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Independent #author . I mean what I say and say what I mean. Equally loved and hated for it.  Single malt scotch #whisky enthusiast.  Die hard #baseball addict. If you make me #laugh, I’m #following you. Here. Not home like some creepy stalker. I don’t know you and don’t wanna be locked in your basement. https://opencollective.com/mstdnparty

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Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌Mar 1, 2023

You think you’ve seen just about everything. And then, your dog wakes you up at 3:13 a.m. because the neighbor’s motion sensor lights came on and she heard a noise. So you check it out through the nearest window and find two skunks fucking.

Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌Feb 6, 2023

What in the fuck is going on at the Grammys? Is the Koolaid Man up for a lifetime achievement award?
#Grammys2023

Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌Feb 6, 2023

DJ Khaled said he’s performing tonight. How many of the following lyrics will appear in the performance, and how many times?

1. We the best music
2. Another one
3. DJ Khaled

#GRAMMYs2023

Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌Feb 6, 2023

Shania out here looking like Toadstool

#GRAMMYs2023 #RedCarpet

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Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌Jan 29, 2023

@MikeyMcFilms Wasn’t on my phone at all. I very specifically don’t even have my phone on me when I watch new movies. This movie was not confusing at all. It just sucked.

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Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌Jan 29, 2023

@missy_lynn This is a pro marriage move.

Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌Jan 29, 2023